I have a dark sense of humor.
A lot of millennials and zoomers are appalled by that.
Not that I care. 😏
What is the difference between a dead baby and a truck tire?
For a while, we thought those were the funniest jokes.
Over the past year I’ve come to like Soviet humor...the humor of the Russian people under the USSR.
All of it is dark but it’s also funny!
While their humor expresses fatalism and sometimes even apathy the mere fact that such humor would persist despite government oppression speaks to their spirit as desiring freedom.
I think they were all funny. Guess I should get my IQ tested.
Back in the 60’s had a paperback “Best of Sick Jokes”. Helen Keller jokes, dirty limericks, comics etc. My mom found it and threw it out.
Then there’s Rabelais’ “Gargantua and Pantagruel” with a three-page discussion of the best material to wipe your bum with.
The Satyricon of Petronius, Boccaccio’s Decameron, etc.
They found rude frescoes in the ruins of Pompei
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Dark humor was all we had growing up. My dad was a doc brought home the OR jokes
Hilarious.
President Biden, a Boy Scout, and a pastor were on a flight in a small plane. Suddenly the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down.
The pilot grabbed a parachute. He yelled to the three passengers that they should jump. Then the pilot bailed out. Unfortunately there were only two parachutes left in the plane.
President Biden grabbed one. He said, “I am the leader of the free world. I must live!” President Biden then jumped out.
The pastor looked at the Boy Scout and said, “My son, I’ve lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Please take the last parachute.”
The Boy Scout handed the parachute back to the pastor and said, “It’s okay, pastor. President Biden just jumped out with my back pack.”
(This is a true story. You can look it up.)
My favorite punch line:
“With gums like that, who would.”
I must be a genius! My kids lived in fear about my dark sense of humor.
So the Black guys scratches his head and says, “Man I gotsta try dis!!” so he walks around and bums a quarter of someone and walks up to the wishing well and thinks for a minute and throws it in and says... “I wanna be White, Uptight, and outta sight!”... Poof!! turns into a Tampon...
I wonder if they did the liberal/conservative split on reactions.
This goes a long way to explain why woketards are such humorless hypersensitive snowflakes.
A German factory worker was executed for telling this joke.
“Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners’ faces. So Goring says: ‘Why don’t you jump?’”
I love dark humor. Back on March 25, 2006, Senator Robert Byrd’s wife Emma died. Somebody on FR posted a thread about it. My comment on the thread was that she was the first documented case in America of death by Byrd Flu. And even back then, someone on FR saw fit to complain about my comment, and they had the moderators remove it. I think it was the first comment of mine that had been removed since I’d joined in Nov 28, 1997.
What is the name of a guy with no arms or legs in the pool?
What is the name of a guy with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?
What is the name of a guy with no arms or legs on a wall.
What is the name of a guy with no arms or legs at your door?
Is that kinda dark?
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I’d listen to Redd Foxx, Richard Pryor, George Carlin. I don’t know how many times I nearly drove off the road on my way to school LMAO listening to Don Imus. Not to mention the Dean Martin Roasts. I’ve heard every conceivable group made fun of. Wokies get offended by dark humor? I get offended by their 🐂💩.
At one time the Celtics were thought to be a racist organization, then they became unBiased. Some of you will need to look that one up.
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