Posted on 07/12/2023 7:31:57 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Outlaw BBQ grill violence!! It’s for the children.
I remember that story. I didn’t remember that is where it had taken place. Tragic story. I wonder if karma has visited any of them, yet.
Barbeque to go. I’ll toss in a chair.
You’re asking about......Florida Man?
Shocking for others, de rigueur for Florida Man.
That’s not a tire iron.
That’s a lug wrench.
I don’t know about anyone else but I can’t forget the CSI Miami episode where the detective gets shot in the edge of his eye by a nail gun. Horrifying image.
Saw that Nail Gun Massacre , Mayhem, Instant Family and My Bloody Valentine had them. Can’t remember the movie with I think a former SNL actor menaced by an envious rival. Now it’ll drive me crazy trying to remember the name.
One day in Basic Training there was a snap company formation in front of the barracks for everybody, nobody knew what it was for. We were waiting on the 1st Sergeant, none of drill sergeants seemed to know what it was about either in retrospect. He was known to be a bit unstable maybe. After a long time standing at parade rest, we kept hearing hearing yelling and strange banging noises emanating from the bowels of the barracks building. The drill sergeants kept milling around.
After a time, a large Speed Queen clothes washer appeared at the barracks door. ? ? Then, the 1st Sergeant appeared all exercised and irate, he picked it up and threw it off the steps. He was an old SOB, and not very big or anything. He was super pissed off.
What had happened, somebody had overloaded the machine with all their TA50 and burned up the motor, and we had to stand their and get our ass chewed out for destroying one of his beloved clothes washer. LOL, he was really torqued.
Everyone is on the verge these days. Some jump over the verge.
I’m honestly surprised nobody just shot him. Here in FL, probably 1 in 4 drivers are armed.
The press is rarely correct.
Lug wrench, nail gun, barbecue grill, and lawn chair. Quite an arsenal.
I see what you did there. Made me chuckle.
He looks quite gruntled too.
EC
They are two separate cities. Cocoa is on the mainland while Cocoa Beach is on the barrier island, and there is a world of economic and demographic differences between the two.
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