[ganeemead]

"Basically, everybody else showed up in Vilnius in nice suits and white shirts and ties and what not, and KKKomodomir Ichabodovich Zelensky, the HMFIC of Country404, shows up in that stupid little green outfit that is apparently supposed to look like a yuppified version of military fatigues, i.e. looking like a total bum. Funniest thing of all is he blames nato for not getting any respect..."

Babylon Bee's take...

('I thought the invitation said costume party...')

[Allegra]

('I thought the invitation said costume party...')

And he decided to go as Fidel Castro.

[ganeemead]

Babylon Bee:

""Zoinks! This is humiliating!" said the man, who was wearing a brand-new army-man costume complete with realistic army shoes. "I'm sticking out like a sore thumb here! Why am I the only one not wearing a fancy suit? Didn't the invite say to wear the coolest costumes we can come up with?"

"UGH! So awkward!"

The man then milled about uncomfortably as most of the attendees smiled politely and tried to ignore him...."

[gnarledmaw]

Even at that hes reaching back there a bit too far if his intent is to strike up support from the younguns. I think the AF was the last US service to issue those type as standard issue uniforms in about ‘88.

Some other countries used those for a while but why try such a lame attempt in those countries? Its not as though those countries are the ones signing his paychecks.

[Allegra]