Posted on 07/08/2023 7:23:47 AM PDT by DallasBiff
Some people just try and cheat death or old age by going under the knife to make them look younger, most of the time, the results are not that great, these plastic surgery gone wrong examples will prove this statement i promise you.
But please don’t confuse our humor with people who actually do plastic surgery because they need to. Not all surgeries are cosmetic, some actually fix problems caused by accidents so sometimes it’s important. But let’s not get off track, these hilarious plastic surgery fails are reason enough to not try and beat old age, rather embrace it.
Snip
20. Look, there’s a little face coming out of her lips – D’arcy Wretzky is another example of plastic surgery gone wrong and we had to share it.
(Excerpt) Read more at theawesomedaily.com ...
Ducks are sexy.
 | INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH HUMOR  |
| No amateurs, please. Send FReepmail if you want on/off ISHP list | |
| The List of Ping Lists | |
Somehow, there is an emotional issue underlying this kind of extreme makeover
Or just some really bad plastic surgeons.
That’s a pathology. It’s a medical industry doing this to people. Probably doing the Trans surgeries as well. Just sad.
People are going to age. Fact.
People who age without cosmetic surgery look a lot better when they get old than those who have had surgery.
4 years ago I had a close call (medically) and when my doctor declared me healed and out of the woods, I said “So I’m not going to die?” My doctor responded “No, you are going to die, all of my patents are going to die.” We both laughed.
Well...I do not like some of my “golden age” looks, but even the thought of a bit of botox bothers me.
They always look the same after plastic surgery. Jennifer Grey came out ok, but she lost her distinctive look when she got her nose job.
The only thing I do to defy looking old is dying my hair its natural color when I was a kid, a brunette with honey or caramel colored highlights. I am way too young to be gray haired. Plastic surgery not only sounds awful, it’s expensive. Not that I’ve checked into it, but a friend of mine has done some very minor things because of scarring.
Yes, like Dylan Mulvaney. He thinks he’s so fetching now.
OMG is that really D’Arcy Wretzky????? I can’t find any other recent images of her. Gen X WTH happened here?
What? No Mickey Rourke?
I had to look it up - don’t follow Hollyweird people. What a mess .... but then I wouldn’t expect getting your face beat to a pulp boxing and trying to piece it back together with reconstructive surgery, to do much for anyone’s looks. To add insult to injury, as he said, he picked the wrong guy to do it.
I dont think thats the standard surgery. It looks like they took the key off a canned ham and every day her assistant just gives it two cranks. Poor thing, they should let a little bit out so she can put her arms down again.
If 900 you were, for her ice cream would you be glad to buy.
Some of those are frightening! Why in the world do people do these things to themselves?
``````````````````````````````````````````````
The question I ask myself when I see someone covered with tattoos, including their face.
I never thought I’d get a tat until my wife passed away almost 5 years ago and at the ripe old age of 73, I got a small heart with my wife’s name (Joy) tattooed on my left forearm.
My 6 adult children were all shocked.
That is she! She wasn't that bad looking as a young woman; but her plastic surgeon should have been in jail. Bless her heart; she died in 2014 at the age of 88.
She was a little bit striking as a young heiress doing the flamenco:
For a brief while in late middle age, she was still kinda hot in a bohemian way:
Back in the day, she hung out with JackieO:
But in the 2010s, celebrity/royalty pickin's were not as good:
Old age can be so cruel to the vain; but apparently she was loved in Spain by those who remembered her youth:
Those folks are Fugly.
It must be a curse to have that much $$$. You can’t tell if they are upset because they can’t do anything but smile. Looks like that creepy Twilight Zone episode.
You can only stretch your face so far, then you look like Skelator.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.