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Vanity: I'm stuck like Chuck. What is the Weirdest Thing Ever Seen in Your Life?
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Posted on 07/06/2023 12:10:24 PM PDT by waterhill

I have spent a lot of time in the woods. I got things to tell you. I have just been a chicken until lateley.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Education
KEYWORDS: drunkagain; dumbazzvanities
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To: waterhill

Mike Obama is packing.


21 posted on 07/06/2023 12:32:13 PM PDT by Leep (What skill or service did the biden family have that netted them tens of millions of dollars?)
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To: rlmorel

That’s pretty wild. I live in Texas and we have all kinds of critters.


22 posted on 07/06/2023 12:32:17 PM PDT by waterhill (I used to ride dirtbikes, play guitar, and mess with hookers, true story. Except the hookers.)
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To: Larry Lucido

😂


23 posted on 07/06/2023 12:32:19 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: waterhill

I was a firefighter for 40 years. I have a list!


24 posted on 07/06/2023 12:32:38 PM PDT by Species8472 (Don't celebrate sin!)
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To: Billthedrill
I once saw a werewolf drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic’s. His hair was perfect

I hurried back to the swimming pool Sinkin' pina colada I heard a dark voice beside me say "Would you like something harder?" She said, "I've got it, you want it My harvest is the best And if you try it, you'll like it And wallow in a Dreadlock Holiday" And I say Don't like Jamaica (Oh no!)

25 posted on 07/06/2023 12:34:56 PM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: waterhill

26 posted on 07/06/2023 12:35:06 PM PDT by McGruff (Don't underestimate Joe's ability to f*** things up - Barack Obama)
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To: waterhill
said, "Wuat is the Weirdest Thing Ever Seen in Your Life?"

I'm so baffled by this event that I witnessed I don't know how to express it in words. There is no doubt about it.

Here is what has me confused by this event that has taken play today.

"I have just been a chicken until lateley."
You didn't happen to see a red head?

27 posted on 07/06/2023 12:35:09 PM PDT by Steve Van Doorn
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To: waterhill

28 posted on 07/06/2023 12:35:32 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: Boogieman

How do you know she wasn’t Jane Bond 008 and the hairbrush was actually a satellite 🛰️ phone 📱 and she was talking to MI-6?

C’mon man!!!

😂😀🤣😆😬😁😜😜


29 posted on 07/06/2023 12:36:05 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: waterhill

A guy buying lap dances for his puppet.


30 posted on 07/06/2023 12:36:18 PM PDT by Manic_Episode (A government of the government, by the government, for the government)
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To: rlmorel
Are you sure it wasn't one of those Tijuana "zonkeys"? Owner might have snuck in with him!


31 posted on 07/06/2023 12:37:13 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Bounced2X
OH THERE IT IS!
Here... let me just get that from ya.


32 posted on 07/06/2023 12:39:03 PM PDT by z3n (Kakistocracy)
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To: SaveFerris

Well, because I was young and insensitive so I actually said to her, “hey lady, that’s an effin hairbrush”, and she gave me the stink eye.

If she was a secret agent, I probably wouldn’t be alive to tell the story!


33 posted on 07/06/2023 12:40:53 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Billthedrill

Well then friend. Not gonna tell you.


34 posted on 07/06/2023 12:40:53 PM PDT by waterhill (I used to ride dirtbikes, play guitar, and mess with hookers, true story. Except the hookers.)
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To: Boogieman

Lol


35 posted on 07/06/2023 12:42:34 PM PDT by waterhill (I used to ride dirtbikes, play guitar, and mess with hookers, true story. Except the hookers.)
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To: waterhill

Patches the horse riding in his polka-dot convertible.

He and his friend drove through our town and when I heard about it I loaded up my very young son and we chased them down.

They pulled over and my son got to meet and take a photo with Patches.

:-)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PErFJsqbUqo


36 posted on 07/06/2023 12:42:37 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum (“Killer rabbit jokes have a long tradition in medieval literature.“ - Dr. James Wade)
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To: Boogieman

MI-6 told her not to make a scene

LOL 🤣🤣🤣


37 posted on 07/06/2023 12:42:54 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: waterhill
You been around to remember Zot posts. you should know better.

38 posted on 07/06/2023 12:46:46 PM PDT by Steve Van Doorn
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To: waterhill

Why did you stop being a chicken when we need the eggs.


39 posted on 07/06/2023 12:52:37 PM PDT by lowbridge ("Let’s check with Senator Schumer before we run it" - NY Times)
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To: waterhill

When I was a zookeeper, our elephant ate a woman’s pocket book.


40 posted on 07/06/2023 12:53:12 PM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn’t become your biography, what good is it?)
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