Posted on 07/05/2023 7:55:52 PM PDT by MountainWalker
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Joe Biden's pledge during the 2020 Presidential Election to restore decency and integrity to the White House has been fulfilled, as testing revealed the cocaine found on the premises this week was truly of the highest quality.
"It is this administration's policy to maintain the highest standards," said Karine Jean-Pierre, a black gay White House Press Secretary who made history as a gay person who is black and works as the White House Press Secretary. "The American people deserve to feel confident that any cocaine found within the presidential residence will only be of the very finest kind."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
And the hookers are tested weekly for STDs.
My joke yesterday with the FBI agent saying the stuff is pure and better than the cocaine he and the other agents snort on duty.
It’s so pure that the First Crackhead has to mix in his own Fentanyl.
Highest quality cocaine is most likely the result of the Jobama’s and the democrats direct connection to the Central and South American drug cartels. Just like with the Clintons, the highest quality coke is flown in so there’s no middle men involved. Just my opinion.
Nothing but the best for Brandon & Co. !
The Bee hits another home run. 😂
It appears the DEA found Obama’s secret stash.
That is why the southern border is left open so that Hunter and others can get the best coke. While being paid by the cartels to keep the border open.
Standard technique for druggies and thieves is to stash their contraband in a common area in order to give them deniability if it’s discovered. Hunter is an @$$hole, but he knows enough not to keep cocaine on his person.
A Biden Promise
Some of the most useless words printed.
The Biden Crime Family gives the BEE so much inspiration for their articles.
This Cocaine-gate is a gift that will keep on giving.
Two other BEE other articles......
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-white-house-janitor-gnter-hiden-arrives-to-clean-up-leftover-cocaine
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