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Biden Promise To Restore Decency In White House Fulfilled As Crack Found Was Of Highest Quality
The Babylon Bee ^ | 7/5/2023 | Babylon Bee Staff

Posted on 07/05/2023 7:55:52 PM PDT by MountainWalker

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Joe Biden's pledge during the 2020 Presidential Election to restore decency and integrity to the White House has been fulfilled, as testing revealed the cocaine found on the premises this week was truly of the highest quality.

"It is this administration's policy to maintain the highest standards," said Karine Jean-Pierre, a black gay White House Press Secretary who made history as a gay person who is black and works as the White House Press Secretary. "The American people deserve to feel confident that any cocaine found within the presidential residence will only be of the very finest kind."

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1 posted on 07/05/2023 7:55:52 PM PDT by MountainWalker
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To: MountainWalker

And the hookers are tested weekly for STDs.


2 posted on 07/05/2023 7:58:10 PM PDT by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes)
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To: MountainWalker

My joke yesterday with the FBI agent saying the stuff is pure and better than the cocaine he and the other agents snort on duty.


3 posted on 07/05/2023 8:06:46 PM PDT by frank ballenger (You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
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To: MountainWalker

It’s so pure that the First Crackhead has to mix in his own Fentanyl.


4 posted on 07/05/2023 8:19:17 PM PDT by The Duke
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To: MountainWalker

Highest quality cocaine is most likely the result of the Jobama’s and the democrats direct connection to the Central and South American drug cartels. Just like with the Clintons, the highest quality coke is flown in so there’s no middle men involved. Just my opinion.


5 posted on 07/05/2023 8:19:18 PM PDT by drypowder
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To: MountainWalker

Nothing but the best for Brandon & Co. !


6 posted on 07/05/2023 8:23:14 PM PDT by Churchillspirit (Pray for President Trump)
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To: MountainWalker

7 posted on 07/05/2023 8:23:25 PM PDT by dead (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_vFiUUcBkc)
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To: MountainWalker

The Bee hits another home run. 😂


8 posted on 07/05/2023 8:24:59 PM PDT by Allegra (Stop the Zeepers from Censoring FReepers)
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To: MountainWalker; All

It appears the DEA found Obama’s secret stash.


9 posted on 07/05/2023 8:37:02 PM PDT by Cobra64 (Common sense isn’t common anymore.)
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To: drypowder

That is why the southern border is left open so that Hunter and others can get the best coke. While being paid by the cartels to keep the border open.


10 posted on 07/05/2023 8:43:30 PM PDT by Texas resident (We are living through Barak's fundamental transformation)
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To: MountainWalker

Standard technique for druggies and thieves is to stash their contraband in a common area in order to give them deniability if it’s discovered. Hunter is an @$$hole, but he knows enough not to keep cocaine on his person.


11 posted on 07/05/2023 9:43:11 PM PDT by twister881
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To: Cobra64
"It appears the DEA found Obama’s secret stash."


12 posted on 07/05/2023 10:00:03 PM PDT by clearcarbon (Fraudulent elections have consequences.)
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To: MountainWalker

A Biden Promise

Some of the most useless words printed.


13 posted on 07/06/2023 8:31:24 AM PDT by Vaduz (....)
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To: MountainWalker

The Biden Crime Family gives the BEE so much inspiration for their articles.

This Cocaine-gate is a gift that will keep on giving.

Two other BEE other articles......

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-white-house-janitor-gnter-hiden-arrives-to-clean-up-leftover-cocaine

https://babylonbee.com/news/dc-police-say-they-will-probably-never-discover-who-left-bag-of-cocaine-labeled-property-of-h-biden-at-white-house


14 posted on 07/06/2023 1:04:07 PM PDT by Lakeside Granny (Vote RED~R.emove E.very D.emocrat~D&S)
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