What you think she wants: A trip to the mall.
What she actually wants: A nap.
What you think she wants: A fancy dinner.
What she actually wants: A nap.
What you think she wants: A diamond ring.
What she actually wants: A nap.
Oh yes! Ordering pizza so I do not have to fix dinner is good too but the nap. Ah... the nap.
Yes, I know it is not even 10 am. I could still use a nap.
Amen