Bears don’t attack people, its all lies. Its those vorpal bunnies framing us!
Nature-nuts would be prefer that you are killed and eaten by a bear than the other way around. According to the Bible, we are called to be stewards of the earth in which we live, “not” to be eaten by a bear! Bear spray don’t cut it. If you go out into the woods, carry a “substantial” firearm lest some passer-by find you in some bear scat, in the woods!
That's what a vorpal sword is for!