Whale swallows two kayakers...then spits them back out

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[mabarker1]

SURF’S UP !!!

Whale to Whale Friend: YUCK, what the heck was that ?

Whale Friend: Don’t know, did it taste like anything ?

Whale: Not sure, kinda a cross between a six pack plastic ring thingy and some of that nasty styrofoam container crap with a little bit of neoprene Diver taste. Got any Mackerel Gum or a Sardine Mint ?

Whale Friend: Maybe in My Travel Bag, let Me check...

[xp38]

Kayakers! Ptui!!!

[unread]

"Save the trees, save the bees."

I just recently found out that honey bees are not native to North America. They were originally imported from Europe in the 17th century. an invasive species. Who would have thunk it.!! :)

[GreenLanternCorps]

[verum ago]

*shrug* We have plenty of humpbacks where I live; the throat-size thing is common knowledge. Part of the spiel for tourists I overheard once, and looked up to verify because it surprised me.

[Delta 21]

Why is it ok to totally exaggerate the headline into a lie just to grab attention?

[nicollo]

I wasn’t being sarcastic — knowing something like that marks a rather particular experience. Very cool.

My expertise isn’t often relevant to the news...

[PBRCat]

This account is more credible and entertaining (Bud & Lou):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mViUtaV4foM

[Ge0ffrey]

Too woke, even for the whales

[SkyDancer]

Kinda hard to believe that even today.

[Lockbox]

What a whale of a tale..... 🤣

[one guy in new jersey]

No WiFi, no cellular signal, nothing. Must have been a little tedious waiting to be spit up or snuffed out. 😉

[aculeus]

Luckily, they didn’t end up as ambergris.

[Charles Martel]

[verum ago]

I wasn’t being sarcastic — knowing something like that marks a rather particular experience. Very cool.

My expertise isn’t often relevant to the news...

Oh no worries, I didn’t take you as being sarcastic. My apologies if I came across in a strange way.

And I certainly can’t say I would’ve thought knowing that a humpback whale has a surprisingly small esophageal diameter would’ve ever been relevant to the news!

[Political Junkie Too]

Tastes like pelican.

-PJ

[Robert DeLong]

The word “whale” is defined broadly as a “large sea creature” or “huge fish” in Greek dictionaries. 🙂

[SkyDancer]

True that - plus the smell. LOL

[Deplorable American1776]

The whale thought humans tastes like chicken, but it found out that we don’t...

[Deplorable American1776]

They could write a woke social sciences paper about it

"Cetacean heteronormative violence and rape culture in sea mammals”

LOL...Funny...