Must see TV!
From out of the clear blue of the western sky comes Golfcart King!
1 posted on
06/22/2023 5:29:12 AM PDT by
DUMBGRUNT
To: DUMBGRUNT
2 posted on
06/22/2023 5:31:53 AM PDT by
Islander7
(There is no septic system so vile, so filthy, the left won't drink from to further their agenda.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Illinois Man trying to replace Florida Man for top billing of Stupidist Man😂
3 posted on
06/22/2023 5:33:05 AM PDT by
The FIGHTIN Illini
("Let Us Never Forget What They Have Done")
To: DUMBGRUNT
I do not see the word ‘died’ in the title so clearly not a good news story.
4 posted on
06/22/2023 5:37:50 AM PDT by
joma89
(Buy weapons and ammo, folks, and have the will to use them.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
He was
ran over? My English teacher tried to
ran over me in her car once. She said she was angry about my poor gramma.
That was strange since she didn't even know my gramma.
5 posted on
06/22/2023 5:39:03 AM PDT by
RoosterRedux
(See my FR homepage for a link to the entire Bible narrated by David Suchet on youtube. FREE!)
To: DUMBGRUNT
As John Correia from Active Self Protection would point out, this was a situation where people needed less-than-lethal protection such as pepper spray and “bless the deserving with the hot sauce”.
To: DUMBGRUNT
Headline of the Week contender. How is this “Illinois Man” instead of Floridaman?
9 posted on
06/22/2023 5:44:20 AM PDT by
cdcdawg
(Our empire of sodomy is failing as it should. How else could it go? )
To: DUMBGRUNT
Questions not answered in the article: What was he wanted for? Did he have a past criminal record? What was his motive? How long has he been on the run?
12 posted on
06/22/2023 5:48:15 AM PDT by
coloradan
(They're not the mainstream media, they're the gaslight media. It's what they do. )
To: DUMBGRUNT
14 posted on
06/22/2023 5:53:27 AM PDT by
E. Pluribus Unum
(The worst thing about censorship is ████ █ ██████ ███████ ███ ██████ ██ ████████. FJB.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
What is it with all the poor grammar these days? "... was ran over....?" Such incorrect verbiage turns me off, making me wonder what real effort went into researching the topic prior to writing the article.
To: DUMBGRUNT
Wanted Illinois man seen terrorizing town arrested after being ran run over by golf cartJournalists nowadays! Illiterate!
Regards,
16 posted on
06/22/2023 5:55:25 AM PDT by
alexander_busek
(Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Back when Mrs L was a banquet manager at a local golf course she was running a wedding. One of the groomsmen decided to get completely drunk and take a beverage cart out for a spin. He crashed it into a sand trap. Not content with that he returned to the cart barn and took off in a golf cart smashing that into a tree.
He then returned to the cart barn and attempted to take another cart for a ride but the garage door was closed blocking the exit. So he did what anyone else would do. He rammed that golf cart into the door a few times before giving up and, because why not, headed for the dance floor.
That’s where the cops found him when they arrested him on 3 counts of DUI and criminal damage.
The father of the bride, he’d signed the contract, got a bill for around $45,000 in damage.
L
20 posted on
06/22/2023 6:24:07 AM PDT by
Lurker
( Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Sorry A-hole but the guy who stopped your lunacy is not your "bro!"
To: DUMBGRUNT
Here's a gif of the best part of the video:
24 posted on
06/22/2023 6:42:00 AM PDT by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /Sarc tag really necessary? Pray for President Biden: Psalm 109:8)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Wow! With the speed and added weight of the golf cart driver, they instantly transformed this big guy into “John Fetterman”! 🤪
25 posted on
06/22/2023 6:44:44 AM PDT by
LittleBillyInfidel
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To: DUMBGRUNT
Throwing rocks and breaking windows? Sounds like Ernest T Bass to me!
29 posted on
06/22/2023 6:55:01 AM PDT by
pangaea6
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