It’s hard to outshine the official government voices these days when it comes to “tall tales”...
Yep, the Ken Paxton indictment is a doozy of a tall tale even for Texans.
A few days later, his frozen body was found.
After hauling him back to town, the undertake contacted his relatives and asked how they would like the body dealt with.
He was told to cremate him and send his ashes home.
The undertaker opened the oven door to scrape out the ashes, and the Texan shouted out, "shut the door, there's a draft coming in!"
” hard to outshine the official government”
If you use the term...
calf slobber
I bet you could ..