[Red Badger]

What to Do if You See a ‘Chupacabra’ in Texas This Summer.............

Stop eating peyote.................

[nickcarraway]

Stop petting coyotes? (With mange.)

[Rumplemeyer]

“Chupacabra’ in Texas”

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If they were real, at least one of the following would have happened:
1) Someone would have shot one and had it stuffed and mounted, displayed in his man cave.
2) His wife would have told him, “next time you clean it”
3) It would be in a chili receipt.
4) Someone in Austin would have put it on the endangered list

[Samurai_Jack]

What to Do if You See a ‘Chupacabra’ in Texas This Summer.......

Advise him to move to a Gun Free zone state?