Posted on 06/17/2023 6:23:44 PM PDT by nickcarraway
A bear that let itself into a Colorado home on Wednesday was looking for more than just porridge. The daring bear grabbed a quick meal before it was caught on video in Steamboat Springs trying to escape from a second-floor window after it accidentally locked itself in the home’s master bedroom.
Neighbor Heidi Hannah caught the intruder on video and called the police for help when she realized the home’s residents were not there.
The large bear made several attempts to drop to the ground, but it was apparently too high up. It swung itself back into the bedroom, where an officer who responded to the call had opened the door
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Why do gays feel so entitled to do anything they want today?
“Why do gays feel so entitled to do anything they want today?”
Because if a bear can hang out a window then they should be able to ......... I got nothing
I was joking, because a bear is some kind of gay.
“a bear is some kind of gay.”
I’m still confused .. but that’s my natural state most of the time these days ...
is bear a new way to say gay?
or are some gays bears?
or are there bare gays ?
gay bares?
gay bars?bared gays?
my pronouns are .. dazed/confused
Can we just agree these creatures probably explain the original “Big Foot” sightings?
BTT
From that first picture, it looks like the bear picked the wrong window to climb out of. There’s a cactus right below it.
Probably not, I have seen strange bigfoot things.
One of my kids had to fight a bear, and the cougars are always stalking him.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GaVNGlDKb84
Strange bear things, by chance?
The bear ate some pork chops?! What are Navy Supply officers doing in Colorado?
Actually a great uncle of mine, on my wifes side, was credited with the original big foot sighting ...it all goes back to a conversation between him and the local black smith that was overheard and yet misunderstood by a man , boston born journalist by education, who had happened into the tavern where the afore mentioned conversation was transpiring.
The topic of my great uncles wife and the bunion situation that had befallen her was being discussed at great length and detail, but as we know bostonians have minimal understanding of the linguistic patterns of free peoples and thus the information was mis-relaid to the Massachusetts people. Resulting in quit the tale and mishistorical application of the events..
On that I think we can all agree.
a bear ...porridge
and not one goldi locks yet .hmmm
A bunion sure can be a bear!
Normal bear things it was 2am and he got up to piss an they were sitting around the embers of his fire.
He told Them to go away but they said f u. So he left instead of fighting
There were big bear paw prints all over his car.
At least the cougars like it if you bring a laser pointer.
“fight a bear,”
I think your kid might be pulling your leg..
I’ve seen a lot of bear fights and that spinning side kick looks just a little to clean to not be a set up.
I think you might have been “punked”
... just saying
That’s a decent sized brown bear, *not* a black bear.
He knew that and was trying to run with it, but gave up.
A pork chop eating bear?
They call him “Gentile Ben.”
Do NOT search for gay bear with SafeSearch turned Off. You have been warned.
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