A man walks by an insane asylum and hears the inmates gleefully shouting “21! 21! 21”
As he gets closer he sees a hole in the brick wall which he approaches so he can peek in and see what’s going on.
The inmates yell “22! 22! 22!”
as they poke him
in the eye
with a...stick
A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a frog in a container with a sign that says sex frog. So she gets curious and asks the store owner “what is this?”
He says “well this frog will make wild passionate love to you!”
So she buys him and takes him home and a little while later she calls the store owner and says “this frog isn’t doing anything!”
So the guy asks “did you follow the instructions?”
“Yes”
“did you put on sexy lingerie yes are you lying down on your bed”
“yes”
“OK wait I’ll be right over”
So he comes over, starts taking off his clothes, looks at the frog, and says “OK, now I’m only gonna show you this one more time...”
😂😂😂😂😂