Why are they so proud about being up a man’s ass? I’ve heard the Rangers are the only team in the league to not indulge in this celebration of perversion, but I stopped watching when they were kneeling for the anthem a few season openers ago.
Foot fetish and BDSM-appreciation day will have to be combined into one game.
Pride is a sin. Next, will we have months dedicated to envy, gluttony, vanity, lust, avarice and slothfulness as well?
They probably don't want to be called the Rump Rangers.