I’d gotten out of an eight-year-long relationship...
She's only 24 now. What the heck?
Eww.
She thinks we don’t know nuttin’ about math. Like her. And all her friends.
I was with my high school sweetheart for 7½ years. We were talking marriage until he dumped me (he’d been cheating and I was on dialysis). I was 21, and he’d turned 22 two days earlier, the same day his dad died of esophageal cancer.
Long relationships when young still happen. I started seeing my husband 2 months later, and we just had our 14-year anniversary. I’m 35.