Ha ha, I want a monkey.
I had a bad experience with a perverted monkey when I was a little girl. My teen daughter kept asking for a monkey and I kept emphatically telling her no. She finally made me tell why, and she thought it was funny!
A coworker once told me about a dolphin making sexual advances towards her. So I told her about my monkey experience. Next day I come in to find a stuffed monkey on my desk! Guess what she found on her desk the next day! 🐬🦧