[ladyjane]

It’s fun to have babies.

Oh really? Not till your 3rd or 4th.

[Paladin2]

Grace is going to get another edumacation.

Do the kids train the paris or do the paris train the kids?

[billorites]

I enjoyed every child. Of course, I wasn't doing the heavy lifting.

My wife's first labor went on for quite a while. Wasn't very interested in eating her lunch. I, on the other hand, was very interested in her lovely meatball sub and Italian salad. So I snarfed them down.

She delivered the baby, washed her face and asked, "So where's my lunch?"