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To: ladyjane
I enjoyed every child. Of course, I wasn't doing the heavy lifting.

My wife's first labor went on for quite a while. Wasn't very interested in eating her lunch. I, on the other hand, was very interested in her lovely meatball sub and Italian salad. So I snarfed them down.

She delivered the baby, washed her face and asked, "So where's my lunch?"

12 posted on 05/31/2023 5:26:56 PM PDT by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: billorites

Maybe the guys enjoy the first. I don’t know any woman who ‘enjoyed’ the first. The later ones are easier.


15 posted on 05/31/2023 5:38:01 PM PDT by ladyjane
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