Joan Rivers said, “around my house ketchup is a vegetable”.
Actually it is a fruit sauce.
I made a fruit salad with flower bulbs. Tomatoes, (berry), Cucumbers (melon) Avocado (oily fruit), Onion, (flower bulb) Garlic (flower bulb), Peppers (berry) and lime (citrus) and sprinkled it with rocks (salt).
It was pretty good but only about half of the people at the table got the joke.