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To: cymbeline

When I was an adolescent southern belle (1960s) my momma enrolled me in a 6-week summer Charm School at the local recreation center.

There, we young ladies & gents learned how to dance the waltz & dine with the proper fork, how to distinguish between a bowl of soup & a finger bowl, perform a firm handshake or present one’s hand for a kiss, carry out formal & casual introductions, & otherwise carry ourselves properly in Society with Class & Refinement.

I remember we girls were given an hour-long instruction on the Ladylike Way to Consume A Banana, while the boys looked on, red-faced & choking with restrained laughter.


37 posted on 05/25/2023 9:45:24 AM PDT by mumblypeg ("Give me Stalin or St. Paul. I've seen the Future, brother; it is murder."--Leonard Cohen)
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To: mumblypeg

“I remember we girls were given an hour-long instruction on the Ladylike Way to Consume A Banana”

Joking aside, what is the correct way to ‘consume’ a banana?

I and many others went to ballroom dancing lessons when in middle school.


40 posted on 05/25/2023 10:10:28 AM PDT by cymbeline
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