The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile is getting a new name but it doesn't really matter cuz I'll always call it the Wienermobile

Not The Bee ^ | May 18, 2023 | Staff

[beethovenfan]

Bigus Dickus?

[BigFreakinToad]

Just another casualty. The Ft Hood thing really pisses me off. It’ll always be Ft Hood to me and if I could get on base, I’d say it their.

[Red Badger]

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️😁.................................

[Red Badger]

Nathan’s are very good!>....................

[Red Badger]

Si.................

[Red Badger]

They are just swapping one German word for another................

[VideoDoctor]

WHAT A BUNCH of MARKETING DUMBA$$ES!

They spend 87 years and hundreds of millions of dollars BUILDING a BRAND IMAGE and TRADITION only to TOSS IT ASIDE because some marketing clown decides to justify his diploma and existence?

That GREAT modern day logic prevails.. "if things DON'T CHANGE.. they'll stay the SAME!"

[crusty old prospector]

I thought it was “Ja?” Are already picking up some Spanish?

[crusty old prospector]

My wife came home this week with a few boxes of “Ben’s Rice.” I told her I have heard of Uncle Ben’s but not Ben’s. No picture of Ben on the box. That would be raciss. I told her to buy the house brand and screw those woke pukes. Same with Aunt Jemima and Land O’Lakes.

[Red Badger]

I had two years of HS Spanish.

I can say stuff like “Vamos a la biblioteca.”...............

[VideoDoctor]

A Weenie whistle used to be
So much fun and now...

Look at the bright side.. the Oscar Meyer Marketing Director can now rightfully be called a "WHISTLEDICK!"

[ladyjane]

Yes there are a bunch of weinermobiles. They recruit attractive gals the year they graduate. I knew two of them. They may recruit attractive guys too but not sure about that.

[crusty old prospector]

I had a few years of French. I know what “Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?” means. Hey, Sista. Go, Sista. Soul, Sista.

[Red Badger]

They may recruit attractive guys too but not sure about that.

Not sure they are guys or attractive?...............😜😉

[VideoDoctor]

My wife came home this week with a few boxes of “Ben’s Rice.” I told her I have heard of Uncle Ben’s but not Ben’s. No picture of Ben on the box. That would be raciss. I told her to buy the house brand and screw those woke pukes. Same with Aunt Jemima and Land O’Lakes.

AMEN to that!

[ladyjane]

There is a website to track the locations of the weinermobiles.

https://www.oscarmayer.com/frankmobile

[outofsalt]

Tube Steak mobile would be better.

[Red Badger]

Well, if I’m ever in Spain and I need to go to the library, I got it down pat!.................

[glennaro]

I heard that “dickmobile” was considered but quickly rejected as it would be confused with the Secret Service’s codename for the presidential limo.

[outofsalt]

Land of Lakes got rid of the Indian maiden but kept the land!