Martha Stewart becomes Sports Illustrated Swimsuit’s oldest cover model: ‘Kind of historic’

https://sg.news.yahoo.com ^ | Chelsea Ritschel Mon, 15 May 2023 at 9:24 am GMT-5

[Karliner]

But can she cook?

[AFret.]

Is name-calling all you can do?

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Usually...I don’t think critcal thinking is a requirement these days. Nothing seems to make sense anymore.

[MDLION]

Just another attack on reality. Beauty is a gift of God and particularly when human beings are younger. Not one of his greater gifts since he spreads it around so liberally. But rather than admit this fact, you’re now supposed to pretend that the aged or the big (Victoria Secret’s models) are as physically attractive as the young and thin.

[aMorePerfectUnion]

Who wants to look at 80 year olds in swimsuits??

[V K Lee]

Shouldn’t that read swim trunks rather than ‘swim suit’?
It was always thought she wore the trousers in the family.

Keep trying, SI. You’ll come to your senses eventually.
At least this one had ‘dos equis’ as GOD intended.

[Red Badger]

Joe Biden....................

[FamiliarFace]

Thank the Lord that Dylan didn’t make the cut. You’d need eye bleach like never before! He’d be sporting bulges in all the wrong places.

[whitney69]

Must have given someone a stock tip for that gig.

wy69

[Mr. K]

Hmmmm... you got me there

[al baby]

Go make me a samich men are talking

[tennmountainman]

Gross.

[2nd Amendment]

What’s the deal? All the models in Target are all fat ugly chicks!

[sit-rep]

Lol... Dickdoo disease!!

Stomach sticks out farther than the dickdoo!!

[Codeflier]

Ozempic is putting traditional weight loss clinics out of business, and now the SI Swimsuit edition is putting Ozempic out of business. I think I have lost my apatite for the remainder of the calendar year.

[Deplorable American1776]

She’ll be shown with a freshly baked pie, which SI will have the recipe for. She’ll talk about how to clean a swimsuit without soap and how to plant plants on the beach... 🤓

[egfowler3]

Hey! At least they picked a real, live, biological WOMAN for a change. And not a wanna be instead. She may be “out of warranty”, but she’s a real one for sure?

[dforest]

Looks like she had a lot of facial surgery.

[ArcadeQuarters]

Why are they publishing her instead of a man dressed as a woman?

[MayflowerMadam]

She was a fashion model in her early, early years.

I don’t think this is so bad. Why not do it?

[alstewartfan]

She let her hair grow out a little before the shoot, which is wise. But I still am expecting a Babylon bee byline somewhere. Even in her youth, her face was only moderately attractive. Not SI worthy.