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Got Wood Milk? Aubrey Plaza's hilarious commercial satirizing plant-based “milks” has the Left crying.
Not The Bee ^ | May 11, 2023 | Staff

Posted on 05/11/2023 12:33:34 PM PDT by Red Badger

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1 posted on 05/11/2023 12:33:34 PM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Diana in Wisconsin; mylife

Fake Milk PING!.....................


2 posted on 05/11/2023 12:34:03 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin; mylife

If you make cheese out of wood milk does it turn back into wood?..............


3 posted on 05/11/2023 12:34:49 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Red Badger

Aubrey is probably one of the few celebrities I can tolerate these days. She’s got good comedy chops.


4 posted on 05/11/2023 12:35:42 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Red Badger

She’s awesome.


5 posted on 05/11/2023 12:36:40 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (“You want it one way, but it's the other way”)
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To: Red Badger

Here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4klWmwC2ds


6 posted on 05/11/2023 12:42:06 PM PDT by UnwashedPeasant (The pandemic we suffer from is not COVID. It is Marxist Democrat Leftism.)
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To: ClearCase_guy

She’s actually named after the Bread song.


7 posted on 05/11/2023 12:43:04 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: dfwgator; ClearCase_guy

I’m with you guys. I have to admit to a bit of a crush on this gal.
None of us would likely get along well with her in real life, but she’s fun to watch.


8 posted on 05/11/2023 12:44:11 PM PDT by irishjuggler
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To: irishjuggler

None of us would likely get along well with her in real life,

She would keep you on your toes.


9 posted on 05/11/2023 12:47:58 PM PDT by drSteve78 (Je suis Deplorable STILL . )
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To: drSteve78

I, like most folks skip YouTube commercials as quickly as allowed. But I watched this one all the way through. Absolutely hilarious.


10 posted on 05/11/2023 12:58:32 PM PDT by rickomatic
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To: Red Badger

It’s always nice to see spoiled lefties having meltdowns like the crybabies they are!


11 posted on 05/11/2023 1:02:17 PM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: Red Badger

Can wood milk be used for fuel in a lawn mower?


12 posted on 05/11/2023 1:04:57 PM PDT by mountainlion (Live well those that did not make it back.)
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To: Red Badger
"While we're acknowledging things, can we also acknowledge why all these plant-based foods are pretending to be animal products?"

If a grown man can pretend to be a 6 year old girl named Eloise...

13 posted on 05/11/2023 1:18:48 PM PDT by Eagles6 (Welcome to the Matrix . Orwell's "1984" was a warning, not an instruction manual.)
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To: Red Badger

the thing about almond milk is

they have to add calcium

where do they get that?


14 posted on 05/11/2023 1:24:41 PM PDT by joshua c (to disrupt the system, we must disrupt our lives, cut the cable tv)
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To: joshua c

Chalk?.................


15 posted on 05/11/2023 1:26:01 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Red Badger

I remember seeing an old 1943 newspaper cartoon about the making of sugar from wood.
It showed a waitress asking a soldier if he needed sugar for his coffee. He says: “That’s alright I’ll just cut off a piece of this table leg.”


16 posted on 05/11/2023 1:54:40 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (“No man’s life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.”)
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To: dfwgator

She’s in second season of the white orchid.


17 posted on 05/11/2023 2:11:45 PM PDT by napscoordinator (DeSantis is a beast! Florida is the freest state in the country! )
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To: Red Badger

I guess “got wood” wouldn’t be a good ad campaign.


18 posted on 05/11/2023 2:20:26 PM PDT by BigFreakinToad (Biden whispered "Don't Jump")
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To: Red Badger

No, only particle board.


19 posted on 05/11/2023 2:25:24 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Red Badger

The move to plant based protein has consequences that runs counter to their goals.

Agriculture causes twice the carbon to be released than does raising animals for food.


20 posted on 05/11/2023 2:39:35 PM PDT by ManardG
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