If a super-hottie starts breaking down your self-control just use the Tried and True method that never fails:
Thinking about ugly baseball cards!
Expect Pilsner Fashions LTD to launch its new line Farady Hats™, guaranteed to keep your private thoughts private.
Looks like the tin foil hat will soon go from the conspiracy theory column to the conspiracy fact column .
I’ve lived too long.
If a super-hottie starts breaking down your self-control just use the Tried and True method that never fails:
Thinking about ugly baseball cards!