Astrology is the only thing dumber than Democrats. No human in the 21st century should believe it.
Why would a fast food company think it’s a good promotion?
Right! I’m an amateur astronomer, I can’t tell you how many times having a casual conversation about astronomy with acquaintances, the word “astrology” comes up. It frustrates me sometimes…😖
Eating at Wendy’s is as dumb, Nasty tasting, heart attack on a bun. Or a Quad Bypass.
Now you may find it inconceivable or rather very least a bit unlikely that
The relative position of the planets and the stars
Could have a special deep significance or meaning
That exclusively applies to only you
But, let me give you my assurance that
These forecasts and predictions are all based on
Solid, scientific, documented evidence
So you would have to be some kind of moron
Not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true