I don't care if it rains or freezes,
As long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car.
Comes in colors pink and pleasant,
Glows in the dark cause he's iridescent
Take him with you when you travel far.
Get yourself a sweet Madonna
Dressed in rhinestones sittin' on a
Pedestal of abalone shell.
Going ninety I ain't scary
Cause I got the Virgin Mary
Assurin' me that I won't go to Hell.