Russian forces suffer radiation sickness after digging trenches and fishing in Chernobyl

Yahoo News (c/o, Independent) ^ | Sun, April 30, 2023 | Emily Atkinson

[Brellium]

But the occupiers who, as one resident put it to The Times, “understood the risks” but were “just thick”,... fished in the reactor’s cooling channel

[Regulator]

Gee, if only they had watched Chernobyl.

Guess it wasn't translated.

[PIF]

A similar story appeared 6 months ago.

[Round Earther]

[Telepathic Intruder]

Radiation and swallowing mercury are two of those things that don’t just go away after a brisk walk and a cup of hot tea with lemon.

[Titus-Maximus]

Color me dubious...

War propaganda.

[Rurudyne]

Here is your sign....

[Antioch]

Oh yes, another “Orc narrative” to start the day. I think this fairy tale have been more believable to neocons if the title were something more like “Russian Troops Suffer Radiation Sickness While Stealing Toilets from Chernobyl Exclusion Zone” And speaking of thick, wasn’t it the Ukrainians that blew up the reactor through negligence?

[Antioch]

Oh yes, another “Orc narrative” to start the day. I think this fairy tale have been more believable to neocons if the title were something more like “Russian Troops Suffer Radiation Sickness While Stealing Toilets from Chernobyl Exclusion Zone” And speaking of thick, wasn’t it the Ukrainians that blew up the reactor through negligence?

[butlerweave]

Well D’oh

[algore]

“
olor me dubious...

War propaganda”

That was my first reaction

[conservativeimage]

Kinda wish this Yahoo article had described at least one person with their actual symptoms...

[I-ambush]

On the other hand, night fishing was much easier.

[Jan_Sobieski]

Media reports reveal that Two Russian soldiers were exposed to so much Gamma Radiation they grew 10 Times the size of normal soldiers…

[jmacusa]

Blinky!

[dfwgator]

"Oh, he’s a big guy, I’ll tell you that, he’s a big guy. I tell you he’s so big, I saw him sitting in the George Washington bridge dangling his feet in the water! He’s a big guy!.....Oh, he’s big, I’ll tell you that, boy. He’s so big that when two girls make love to him at the same time, they never meet each other! He’s a big guy, I’ll tell you!.....I don’t want to upset you lady, he’s big, you know what I mean? Why he could have an affair with the Lincoln Tunnel! I mean, he’s really high! He’s big, I’ll tell you! He’s a big guy!"

[jmacusa]

No one ever said Ivan was particularly bright.

“Hey Yuri, come! We go fish at Chernobyl, da?

Bring it the vodka!’’

[dfwgator]

You can have Chicken Kiev without even having to bake it.

[Revel]

They went fishing about 100,000 years too soon. Could be the fate of most of the planet within a few years.

[jmacusa]

LOL!
“I tell ya when I want fun I get two women. That way if I fall asleep they can talk to each other!’’.