[Bob Ireland]

***Does BuzzFeed think a Sweet 16 Party killed four people?***

Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas; how an elephant got into my pajamas I will never know

Old journalism school teaching. If we wrote 'lashed out...' we got an 'F' for the exercise. (They used to have journalism schools!)

[RitaOK]

Oh, Bob!! 🤣 Elephant pjs! 😆
Hilarious!

This is why everyone loves you so much, and your saging! I believe you could ride bulls!🦬!
😆

You always take us through these battle highs and lows with more than pedestrian knowledge of God, with both truth, and the best of man’s Humor! 🎉🎈😆🤣

😘

[Pete from Shawnee Mission]

Bob; “Anguished English” Church bulletin; “The women of the church are casting off clothing of all kinds! They may be seen in the church basement!” Sales flyer: “Our bikinis are great, they are simply The Tops!”

[Melian]

A suggestion for your recuperation, if you like restrained British humor:

https://www.amazon.com/Next-Last-Cuckoo-Classic-Letters/dp/1888173149/ref=sr_1_6?crid=31MFAYNTA3EEP&keywords=the+last+cuckoo&qid=1682120384&sprefix=The+Last+cuc%2Caps%2C222&sr=8-6