[Harmless Teddy Bear]

The burgers will still be cooked frozen, unlike made-to-order Quarter Pounders.

Dumb.

In our local McDonald (where the food is pretty good, for a certain value of "Good") I will occasionally order a Quarter pounder "Big Mac Style". It tastes like childhood.

[Secret Agent Man]

Quarter Pounders were frozen patties too. I worked a grill in the 80s. Everything was hockey pucks.