Wei Wu 吴伟 (funny chinese-American? twitter account)

twitter ^ | April, 2023 | Wei Wu

[dynachrome]

I'm doing final exams. All day study. In library, many girls wear clothes show too much skin. Why come to library? If you want to be hooker, don't come to library

Every guy distracted. I'm never distracted. I'm focused in goal. build rocket. Send pervert to moon. MAGA,A

[dynachrome]

She be funny. Pinned tweet:

"I arrive in Detroit now.

I will never come to Detroit again.

Detroit is America's butt hole. Very disgusting place."

[Dr. Sivana]

I have to admit, sometimes dropping articles and pronouns gives a phrase more punch.

[FreedomPoster]

Troll account, a good one!

[Dr. Sivana]

Budlight want to increase money. They use transformer to help

This is good idea. All pervert should drink beer all time. They sleep all day and stay home with beer all day. Now I don't see them. I don't vomit.

Clear thinker! Only problem is that Bud Light is a very inefficient way to get inebriated.

[sauropod]

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[No name given]

I really hope it’s just satire.

[NurdlyPeon]

I like this girl!!

[moovova]

Sum Ting Not Wong

Velly good stuff. Say more funny.

[El Cid]

Probably fake, but, nonetheless, pretty funny, and accurate, observations.

[TChad]

if US want to be #1 for long time, follow steps:

1. more Protestants
2. ban perverts
3. don't worship stupid ppl like Cardashane
4. respect education
5. respect hard work
6. vomit on perverts
7. vomit on corrupt leaders
8. vomit on sluts
9. America #1 again

You are welcome.

[Fuzz]

Then we’d have an excess vomit problem.

[TChad]

Then we’d have an excess vomit problem.

Maybe, maybe not.

[A strike]

tru, dat, but then dynachrome post should have been:

I arrive Detroit now.
Never in Detroit again.
Detroit America butt

[scrabblehack]

I can see it being an actual Asian, or it could be someone pretending. It’s good either way.

[FreedomPoster]

That’s my understanding, but it’s a really good one!

[Albion Wilde]

Wei Wu 吴伟
@WuWei113
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16h
many ppl in US r depress. I know cure:
1. All be Christians. Diligent & good ppl made America Great!
2. build massive rocket
3. tell perverts many naked women and kids on rocket
4. all perverts go on rocket becuz they pervert
5. send rocket to moon
6. US be #1 again
7. U welcome