People who are worried about seagulls have never had the “pleasure” of their company. I don’t condone animal abuse though. A 12 bore is more humane.
Maybe it was just pining for the fjords.
“subsequently de-arrested him”
Attention All Soros DAs in the USA! You need to pay attention to this innovative new prosecutorial technique.
“Cold blooded murder? I de-arrest you.”
Uhhhh...it’s a seagull
I don’t condone cruelty but....
If you feel angry and sad for long after reading that story, here’s the best thing to do. Buy a loaf of bread. Go to a beach where the seagulls live. Stand in one place, and start throwing little balls of bread up in the air. Don’t move. Keep throwing the little balls of bread up, until the whole loaf is gone. You’ll get a wonderful surprise and learn something important.
;D
Oh, and don’t wear a hat or glasses. It works best, if you hold your mouth open the whole time.
If you feel angry and sad for long after reading that story, here’s the best thing to do. Buy a loaf of bread. Go to a beach where the seagulls live. Stand in one place, and start throwing little balls of bread up in the air. Don’t move. Keep throwing the little balls of bread up, until the whole loaf is gone. You’ll get a wonderful surprise and learn something important.
;D
Word of warning, if a seagull ever craps on the hood of your car, wash it off ASAP. It’s like acid and will eat thru the clear coat finish, leaving a permanent blotch.....
Another way to look at it. A man has an obvious alcohol problem and there is more concern about the seagull than the man.
WTF? are you kidding me?
someone mistreats a seagull, and it makes worldwide news.
Murder, rape, mayhem, fixed/phony elections, corruption beyond belief, mutilated children and someone wants to talk about a really annoying bird being mistreated.
Tie a rope to this guy’s penis...and pull HIM around. Animal cruelty should be punished severely.
That being said, seagulls can be a huge nuisance. If someone throws a seagull a morsel of food, I immediately depart the area. The other 35 or 40 seagulls that will arrive momentarily, are sure to start dropping poop bombs on you.