[dsrtsage]

Whole Foods is clearly super mega racist

[FormerFRLurker]

Hipsters most affected. I can’t say that’s a bad thing.

[fhayek]

The crime wave that has hit that city shows no sign of abating. San Francisco has been experiencing lower foot traffic due to remote work, which has caused many small business to shut down and street conditions to deteriorate. The city’s ability to deal with its continued problems is compounded by a deficit which has ballooned to nearly $800 million.

In light of all this, you know what would be cool? Let's get the City Council to debate handing out $5 million to each and every descendent of a slave. Of course, that would just be crazy.

[No name given]

This is what California gets for decriminalizing theft.

[silent majority rising]

I would suggest that the Google folks try spam. It is delicious when cooked with pineapple slices and mild syrup. Also, chef boyardee ain’t bad if you are craving italian.

[GOPJ]

That pig George Soros will get even with Whole Foods for daring to stand up to his evil....

[Openurmind]

Why are ANY businesses open in downtown San Francisco?

Are they subsidized? Footing us all for their losses with federal tax write offs?

[ETCM]

Who could have possibly predicted that decriminalizing theft would cause more theft? Hey, at least “crime and arrests” are down!

[escapefromboston]

I was told it was okay to steal from big stores since they have insurance to cover the losses.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Big shout out to the Sandy Franciscans. Phew! Somebody crapped their pants.

[Tom Tetroxide]

Escape from San Fran.

[LouAvul]

I a year or so, it will read, “San Fransicko closed because of human filth.”