[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I remember her complaining that someone asked her for help in Target. She was all miffed because "he assumed I worked there".

If I had a dime for every time someone asked me for help in a store assuming I worked there I could buy a mid-tier bottle of Rosé to serve at dinner tomorrow rather then the cheap one.

[Tax-chick]

People ask us for help because my sons are really tall.