that bites...
I used to know a guy who owned a restaurant. Years ago he started getting people who were gluten free because it’s the new fad.
He said “what’s a gluten?”
>identified as a level-4 vegan, explaining that he only ate things that didn’t cast a shadow
Top that.
Maybe the animals “identified” as male, so it’s cool. Hahaha! 😉
That might have been funny, but came across as too gay.
Unlike mammals, the hen (female) determines the sex of offspring, not the rooster (male). But what if the hen identifies as a rooster and crossed the road?
“I do enjoy bacon from time to time. It just has to come from a boar rather than a sow.”
Pigs intended for slaughter are castrated the first week. They are called barrows, Females are called gilts.
Sows and boars are sexually mature hogs and probably end up as pet food as their musk (skatol) has permeated their tissues and it is gamey as hell and smells like pig shit while cooking.
Pretty sure the origin of BBQ was intended to break down the skatol through slow cooking, while the sauce disguised any lingering gaminess.
And yes, I do have direct knowledge of how awful boar taint is when you discover your child’s 4H project has an undescended testicle and can not be shown or sold, so we have to eat it while she shows and sells the family meat pig instead.
I got really damn good at BBQ.
“fell to the ground naturally”
The horror experienced by fruit as it falls, faced with its looming demise, unleashes an adrelaline like chemical that makes it much more sweeter and juicier.
Well, inasmuch as Sedaris is a notorious flaming faggot, I'm sure that was a true statement.
I cannot stand him and I find no humor in his writings or musings.