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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The bright side of Florida man! For better or worse, always thinking outside of the box.
2 posted on
04/01/2023 7:57:10 PM PDT by
Dr. Sivana
("If you can’t say something nice . . . say the Rosary." [Red Badger])
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Don’t give up on Florida Man!
3 posted on
04/01/2023 7:57:18 PM PDT by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Global View News Florida first broke the story ... on April 1, 2023 ...
riiiiiiight ....
4 posted on
04/01/2023 7:58:27 PM PDT by
catnipman
(In a post-covid world, ALL "science" is now political science: stolen elections have consequences)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
APRIL FOOLS!!! From the article:
While we take the aviation industry seriously, we also believe in the importance of having a sense of humor. On April Fools’ Day, we thought it would be fun to share a lighthearted article that is not meant to be taken seriously. Please keep in mind that the information in this article is purely fictional and not based on any factual events. We hope it brings a smile to your face and provides a brief escape from the seriousness of everyday news and announcements in the industry.
6 posted on
04/01/2023 8:03:20 PM PDT by
dayglored
(Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords! Arthur Pendragon in 2024)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
11 posted on
04/01/2023 8:06:40 PM PDT by
Titus-Maximus
(The trouble with socialism is that you soon run out of other people's zoo animals to eat.)
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12 posted on
04/01/2023 8:13:22 PM PDT by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I don’t believe a word of this story.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
LOLOL!!! ChatGPT April fools...
14 posted on
04/01/2023 8:16:31 PM PDT by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Rule #1
Florida Man is never sober in a news article
15 posted on
04/01/2023 8:17:48 PM PDT by
joshua c
(to disrupt the system, we must disrupt our lives, cut the cable tv)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I am so happy I saw an April Fools trick today! Thank you!
(The article had me going until it mentioned that strange group!)
16 posted on
04/01/2023 8:18:10 PM PDT by
Chicory
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Damn! Florida man, well-known from decades of mocking stories, has just redeemed himself! What quick thinking on the part of our new hero, as there had to be only seconds to act! “Florida man” now indicates a “take charge and can do” attitude!
Great job, Florida Man!
17 posted on
04/01/2023 8:24:27 PM PDT by
CFW
(old and retired)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
LOL! Good April Fools joke.
19 posted on
04/01/2023 8:29:39 PM PDT by
ConservativeMind
(Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
“I whipped out the app and yelled, ‘tell me how to fly a plane’,” Williams is quoted as saying in the report. Scuse me while I whip this out!
20 posted on
04/01/2023 9:04:43 PM PDT by
TigersEye
(Woke is a cancer of the mind and humanity)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The real question should be - how did both the pilot and copilot become incapacitated?
21 posted on
04/01/2023 9:10:22 PM PDT by
MMaschin
(The difference between strategy and tactics!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
According to GVN Florida, John Williams, 45, was traveling back from a vacation in Puerto Rico with his wife, and two children, entered the cockpit, and took control of the plummeting aircraft with the help of the ChatGPT app on his phone. “I whipped out the app and yelled, ‘tell me how to fly a plane’,”YIKES!
22 posted on
04/01/2023 9:11:35 PM PDT by
GOPJ
(“Show me the man and I’ll show you the crime” Beria -(Beria was executed for treason in 1953))
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
According to GVN Florida, John Williams, 45, was traveling back from a vacation in Puerto Rico with his wife, and two children, entered the cockpit, and took control of the plummeting aircraft with the help of the ChatGPT app on his phone. “I whipped out the app and yelled, ‘tell me how to fly a plane’,”YIKES! Wish it was real...
23 posted on
04/01/2023 9:12:50 PM PDT by
GOPJ
(“Show me the man and I’ll show you the crime” Beria -(Beria was executed for treason in 1953))
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
April Fools no doubt.
24 posted on
04/01/2023 9:13:19 PM PDT by
Governor Dinwiddie
(LORD, grant thy people grace to withstand the temptations of the world, the flesh, and the devil.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I fell for it til I got to the end.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
28 posted on
04/02/2023 2:56:26 AM PDT by
know.your.why
(Be not eager to be offended. The narcissism of small differences leads to THE most boring conformity)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
"The app starts explaining what knob to turn and what lever to pull and whatnot, and there you go ' I was immediately suspicious of satire when I read this. The issue is NOT which control to adjust, it's "WHERE IS IT". There are hundreds of knobs, switches, and controls on any airliner, and the main issue to an unfamiliar person is finding it. It can take minutes to find just one switch. Finding the right control cannot be described quickly over a phone.
29 posted on
04/02/2023 5:03:54 AM PDT by
norwaypinesavage
(The power of the press is not in what it includes, rather, it's in that which is omitted.)
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