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To: DallasBiff

Have the Commandments been updated with modern ones?

2 posted on 04/01/2023 4:50:12 PM PDT by Jonty30 (It is not how many that go into Mexico that counts. It is how many that return from Mexico.)

To: Jonty30

“Have the Commandments been updated with modern ones?”

There’s been a few. One is:

Thou shalt not mess with the Clintons.

wy69

20 posted on 04/01/2023 5:05:23 PM PDT by whitney69

To: Jonty30

No, but Mel Brooks says five are missing. If found, they would be new to everyone! ;-)

47 posted on 04/01/2023 5:54:46 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)

To: Jonty30

Have the Commandments been updated with modern ones?

Some years ago, I ran across a modern translation of Exodus 20:7--"Don't diss the cat upstairs. It ain't cool, and payback's a monster!"

93 posted on 04/01/2023 9:03:05 PM PDT by Fiji Hill

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