We must ban rooves. Collapsing rooves kill more people than hiccups do, so we need to regulate who can have roofs and who can’t! We need sensible roof laws now! Rooves are deadly. Rooves are weapons of mass destruction. Assault roofs have to go, now. Not one more life lost to collapsing rooves!
NO ONE NEEDS A ROOF!
Roof control.
I just hope my ruff doesn’t fall on me before the world ends due to global warming.