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To: grundle

“In a panic, she sprayed the intruder with bug spray and threw a hammer at him until he fled out the front door.”

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I suggest she upgrade her home defense arsenal.

2 posted on 03/23/2023 11:41:41 AM PDT by CFW (old and retired)

To: CFW

Add a Bic lighter?

8 posted on 03/23/2023 11:46:31 AM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )

Kwick! Elect more democrats!!!

10 posted on 03/23/2023 11:52:21 AM PDT by dsrtsage ( Complexity is just simple lacking imagination)

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