Posted on 03/23/2023 11:14:28 AM PDT by BenLurkin
No one’s breading my nuggets.
Just living up to their name.
Euell Gibbons would call wood in your nuggets a selling point 😏
Tastes like wild hickory nuts.
Didn’t he pass away some time ago?
From Dutch Elm disease as I recall. RIP.
Oh, man, I read that as “maggots.”
Don’t give the lefties any ideas.
Aw come on! A little wood-eatin’ never hurt Euell Gibbons ...
Want the details? Here’s the ingredient list:
Ingredients: Water, Soy Protein Concentrate, Sunflower Oil, Coconut Oil, Natural Flavors, 2% Or Less Of: Methylcellulose, Cultured Dextrose, Food Starch Modified, Yeast Extract, Soy Leghemoglobin, Salt, Mixed Tocopherols (Antioxidant), L-tryptophan, Soy Protein Isolate
Vitamins and Minerals: Zinc Gluconate, Niacin, Thiamine Hydrochloride (Vitamin B1), Pyridoxine Hydrochloride (Vitamin B6), Riboflavin (Vitamin B2), Vitamin B12
Methylcellulose is a man made product and not naturally found. It’s essentially methylated cellulose, or wood.
Impossible
I tried a couple of Impossible foods and thought they tasted like something Daisy Cat left in her box. Truly barf worthy. My really lovely neighbor at our senior complex, Kathryn, is a vegan and eats that stuff.
Kathryn is absolutely beautiful, likes to. walk 5 miles a day, even when it’s snowing because “it’s fun.” When she came over for coffee, she brought her own herb tea bag.
I cannot fault her on a single thing. Plus my cat likes her, which is rare. So I’ll warn her about the recall.
Ick!
>> I tried a couple of Impossible foods and thought they tasted like something Daisy Cat left in her box.
ROFL! Thanks for the colorful review. I don’t see any need to try them now.
I am told by people in retail that NO ONE is buying the products.
Eventually they’ll just start selling it as real meat, and hope nobody notices.
Moe the raisons are moving
“Customers who have previously purchased the nuggets in question are advised to check the back of the bag and look for a product code”
or they could also just look for little bits of embedded wood ...
“wood free” doesn’t mean what most people might think it would mean ...
“Eventually they’ll just start selling it as real meat, and hope nobody notice”
welllll, some MIGHT notice: “Honey, these impossible burgers taste SO much better than they used to ... i wonder why?”
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