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90-Year-Old Tortoise 'Mr. Pickles' Becomes Oldest First-Time Dad at Houston Zoo
People ^ | 3/21/23 | Marisa Sullivan

Posted on 03/21/2023 4:15:51 PM PDT by DallasBiff

Mr. and Mrs. Pickles, partners for 27 years, recently welcomed three baby hatchlings named Dill, Gherkin, and Jalapeño, according to the Texas zoo's website.

A 90-year-old tortoise native to Madagascar, the oldest animal at Houston Zoo, is now reportedly a first-time dad thanks to a zookeeper with a keen eye.

Mr. Pickles moved to the Texas facility 36 years ago and partnered up with Mrs. Pickles 27 years into his residency, the Houston Zoo shared. The couple remained childless until recently when a worker noticed Mrs. Pickles' eggs at closing and quickly scooped them up to take them to the zoo's Reptile and Amphibian House. Houston's soil is unsuitable for tortoise eggs native to Madagascar, an island country off the coast of Northeast Africa, so the eggs weren't safe outdoors

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Well I guess he waited long enough to find the right woman.
1 posted on 03/21/2023 4:15:51 PM PDT by DallasBiff
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To: DallasBiff

It took him awhile to come out of his shell.


2 posted on 03/21/2023 4:25:13 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (“You want it one way, but it's the other way”)
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To: DallasBiff
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3 posted on 03/21/2023 4:26:18 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: DallasBiff

How can they tell that a 90 year old male tortoise has never sired any turtles before?

The author likes to speak of these turtles as though they were human. I’m having a little fun with that.
“Some Enchanted Evening...You may meet a Tortoise.
You may meet a Tortoise, across a crowded lagoon!....”


4 posted on 03/21/2023 4:28:29 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: DallasBiff
Geeze...when I hit 90 all I'm hoping for is that I'll be able to get my eyebrows up.
5 posted on 03/21/2023 4:29:08 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Two Words: BANANA REPUBLIC!)
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To: PGR88

Wow! That Mrs. Pickles is one good looking tortoise.


6 posted on 03/21/2023 4:29:22 PM PDT by TigersEye (Woke is a cancer of the mind and humanity)
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To: DallasBiff

You GO, Mr. Pickles. 👍


7 posted on 03/21/2023 4:30:01 PM PDT by Allegra
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To: PGR88

After she tucked the old man in for the night, she probably went out and partied.


8 posted on 03/21/2023 4:37:21 PM PDT by laplata (They want each crisis to take the greatest toll possible.)
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To: DallasBiff

Mr Pickle’s pickle still works, 90 years in...

Hope for all of us.
GO! Mr. Pickle! You’re a big dill.


9 posted on 03/21/2023 5:12:52 PM PDT by Adder (ALL Democrats are the enemy. NO QUARTER!!)
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To: DallasBiff

Turtles are known for being slow to get to the point.


10 posted on 03/21/2023 5:17:02 PM PDT by CFW (old and retired)
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Turtles are known for being slow to get to the point

Bugs Bunny(hare) was only beaten by the tortosie, in the old cartoons.

11 posted on 03/21/2023 5:26:28 PM PDT by DallasBiff (Kamala is not the sharpest knife in the drawer)
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