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Murdoch is buying Viagra by the 55 gallon drum.
1 posted on 03/21/2023 8:29:55 AM PDT by bimboeruption
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Methinks he is beyond the days of viagra.


2 posted on 03/21/2023 8:33:52 AM PDT by crusty old prospector
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more likely a stand in.


3 posted on 03/21/2023 8:34:16 AM PDT by going hot (Happiness is a Momma Deuce)
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so I speak Rupert's language. We share the same beliefs.

"I like money!"

4 posted on 03/21/2023 8:35:08 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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They’re going to be honeymooning at Viagra Falls.


7 posted on 03/21/2023 8:39:44 AM PDT by PLMerite ("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too." - Robert Conquest )
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Kinda gross


10 posted on 03/21/2023 8:42:53 AM PDT by indthkr
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And now it’s time for a joke.

A very old and very rich man marries a young starlet. At the wedding reception the man’s doctor takes him aside.

Doctor: Congratulations on your marriage. But I must tell you that I’m concerned about something. At your age, sex could be fatal.

Old man: If she dies, she dies.


12 posted on 03/21/2023 8:46:13 AM PDT by Leaning Right (The steal is real.)
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At 92 does it really matter we should all be so lucky, if I make it that long I’ll be drooling on myself and having a nurse wipe my butt


15 posted on 03/21/2023 8:52:36 AM PDT by srmanuel
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Is it really about love or even about sex?

Maybe he divorces before the wife is entitled to get a bigger chunk of his fortune, and then he’s lonely.

Sort of like getting rid of your car when the warranty expires and buying a new model.

That was the Ronald Perelman/Ellen Barkin story. Now she’s alone with only a truckload of wine, a measly couple of millions, and a cellphone to comfort her.

If Mick doesn’t take Jerry Hall back, get ready for Jerry’s late night tweets.


16 posted on 03/21/2023 8:54:42 AM PDT by x
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Methinks her second half of life might be a lot longer than his....and with a whole lot of cash to throw around with someone younger than 92.


18 posted on 03/21/2023 8:56:08 AM PDT by JudyinCanada
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This time it’s for real!! True love!!


19 posted on 03/21/2023 8:57:08 AM PDT by albie
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Ann Lesley Smith’s last husband was also decades older than her and died a few years after the marriage.

I sense a pattern.


21 posted on 03/21/2023 8:58:43 AM PDT by x
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I bet his children love that.


24 posted on 03/21/2023 9:21:16 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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Mr Murdoch, 92, and Ms Smith, 66

What is the one thing a man can do at 92 he can't do at 20 or even 30 or 40?

Answer (Select to see better)

Find a 66 Year old woman attractive

26 posted on 03/21/2023 9:40:10 AM PDT by qam1 (There's been a huge party. All plates and the bottles are empty, all that's left is the bill to pay)
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Didn’t he just marry, and I guess divorce, Jerry Hall? What a cretin.


27 posted on 03/21/2023 9:51:24 AM PDT by vivenne
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Pre nup would be interesting


28 posted on 03/21/2023 10:03:43 AM PDT by goodnesswins (The Chinese are teaching calculus to their 3rd graders wh to sile ours are trying to pick a pronoun.)
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I’m going to assume the first marriage was not with a gold digging biatch.

After that...


29 posted on 03/21/2023 11:37:42 AM PDT by Boomer (The biden regime / identity politics is a clear and present threat to this constitutional republic.)
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You’re only as old as the woman you feel.....


30 posted on 03/21/2023 12:02:05 PM PDT by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes)
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The woman is 66 years old, they probably like being around each other.


31 posted on 03/21/2023 12:15:53 PM PDT by ansel12 (NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon, bemoaning the pro-Russians from Vietnam to Ukraine.)
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Credible sources say that Vinnie Viagra will also be the best man.


33 posted on 03/21/2023 1:42:32 PM PDT by Rockingham
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Hope she’s not like Jane Fonda — or Tucker will be out of work.


34 posted on 03/21/2023 2:13:43 PM PDT by Socon-Econ (adi)
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