Occasionally I eat at Mickey D’s but I’ll deny it if anyone asks.
By the way, it was better when they actually DID cook with lard!
Same here... my confession is the occasional “Big Breakfast” with scrambled eggs, a sausage patty, an English muffin, some hash browns, and an orange juice. A reasonably good deal, and plenty of grease/salt/sugar to keep me satisfied for nearly the rest of the day....