[aMorePerfectUnion]

Should’ve let some Hunter get him for $50 k or more to benefit the park.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I am sure he was much happier being torn savagely apart rather then getting a chunk of lead through the brain. Several hours, or possibly days, of suffering is much better then, oh.. I'm dead.

(Anyone who had to ask their self, "is she serious?" go have some more coffee)