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To: DallasBiff

I don’t believe any hippo weighs 6,000 lbs

However.....

Long ago in a plains tribe, three young men came of age and were to be married. They were sent out into the world with a bow and arrow and a knife to kill an animal the fur of which was to be used to make their marriage bed

Brave Eagle returned with a wonderful cougar hide that was tanned into a beautiful fur

Charging Bull returned with the hide of a young bear that was tanned into a beautiful fur.

Falling Rocks was not very successful. He returned with the skins of two rabbits and a squirrel. These were not large enough to make a marriage bed. His wise grand mother suggested he take them to the trading post and get a striped blanket.

Alas, the trader would not part with a blanket for such a minor return but offered a dusty hippopotamus hide that though rough was in fact large enough.

A year passed
The squaw of Brave Eagle presented him with a son
The squaw of Charging Bull presented him a beautiful daughter
The squaw of Falling Rocks presented him with twins, a boy and a girl

Theorem:
The Squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the squaws of the other two hides


18 posted on 03/12/2023 6:53:17 AM PDT by bert ( (KWE. NP. N.C. +12) Juneteenth is inequality day )
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To: bert

ROFL!!!


20 posted on 03/12/2023 7:11:07 AM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: bert

Theorem:
The Squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the squaws of the other two hides

Did not see that coming. Perfectly logical for DST Clock Change Day.🤭


24 posted on 03/12/2023 7:41:07 AM PDT by drSteve78 (Je suis Deplorable STILL . )
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To: bert

Man, that is classic.


25 posted on 03/12/2023 7:51:01 AM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: bert

HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!


39 posted on 03/12/2023 3:09:41 PM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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