‘No foul play’ suspected in death of Georgia businessman whose body was found wrapped in a rug

MSN ^ | 3/8/2023 | Unnamed, with good reason.... who the hell would want to be credited writing something this absurd?

[NorthMountain]

It’s a new form of suicide you see.

It's much tidier than shooting yourself in the back of the head several times, then transporting yourself in a car trunk to Fort Marcy Park ...

[Baldwin77]

Can’t stop laughing at this. Let me guess, he wrote a note?

I thought it was the Babylon Bee.

[Mr.Unique]

"It does appear he was left there, but that’s not where, mostly not where, he died," said Capt. Heinz.

Huh?

[Reno89519]

A modern day reverse Houdini. Too bad he didn’t survive to do it again.

[Reno89519]

You got it right. The old of us would say welcome to 1984. Everything is inside-out, up is down.

[Political Junkie Too]

Was it one of those perpetual "going out of business" rugs?

-PJ

[MHGinTN]

It is astonishing to behold and have to experience the blatant lies.Politicians lie openly because the media is fundamentally just dishonest. The restriner will be removed soon, brother.

[Reno89519]

Your explanation reminds me, when my boys were younger we'd see a situation and I'd challenge them to make up a story to fit what we saw. This is a perfect one I'll have to ask them about. How did a guy end up six miles away, wrapped in plastic, and then rolled up in a rug.

Aliens? Where's the alien gif?

[muir_redwoods]

Nope and I never saw it

[Reno89519]

"mostly"? So he was wrapped in plastic, rolled up in a rug, then dumped alive six miles away, where he died. All his fault, "Whitey" might be right afterall.

[sport]

Foul play is never officially suspected where Arkancide [A/K/A, Clinton instigated murder] is involved.

[MHGinTN]

Suffocation does not leave blunt force trauma signs or gunshot wounds. He didn’t roll himself up in plastic and then a rug.

[FreedomPoster]

The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

— George Orwell

[JeanLM]

It all depends on one’s definition of”Foul Play”.

[drSteve78]

Death by rug. Very common.

Absolutely, and don’t forget the plastic wrap.

[stinkerpot65]

“Accidental” death by rug ...

[Vaduz]

Investigators found no signs of foul play after discovering Millard’s body wrapped in plastic and rolled up in a rug.

Was he a friend of the Clinton’s?.

[MayflowerMadam]

“Nope and I never saw it”

The alien wanted to learn to be like humans so he watched Law And Order episodes, and his hero was Lennie Briscoe.

[webheart]

How did HE

[Lazamataz]

Suffocation does not leave blunt force trauma signs or gunshot wounds. He didn’t roll himself up in plastic and then a rug.

While what you say is true, my point in pinging you and Mene was to point out how this incredibly bizarre period of gaslighting and lies, even from formerly honorable nations like ours, was prophesied in the Bible and speaks to the reality that we are on the 9th inning of the End Times and the subsequent Rapture.