Posted on 03/07/2023 6:48:50 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
She’d probably flunk an IQ test, too.
A Florida woman tried to pass a court-ordered drug test with a mixture of “soda and tap water,” that she had hidden “inside herself” in a pill bottle, police documents show.
Shannon Hunter, 44, of Plant City, was required last week to submit a urine sample to probation officers after pleading guilty to felony drug charges in January, according to documents obtained by The Smoking Gun.
Hunter, who had admitted to charges of possessing painkillers without a prescription and theft, apparently tried to dupe the officers and pass the drug test.
According to her arrest affidavit, she was busted after she “attempted to use a prescription pill container full of an unknown liquid to pass her urinalysis.”
After she was arrested for failing the urine test, police said she “admitted to hiding the pill container inside of herself.”
While many try to pass urine tests with either synthetic urine or urine from a “clean” individual, Hunter had filled the pill container with a mixture of “soda and tap water,” which would have undoubtedly resulted in a failed sample.
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Wel, Mountain Dew kind of tastes like pee.
Ah, the old soda and tap water trick.
She looks rough enough to frighten a grizzly bear.
Questionable hygiene habits too.
“that she had hidden “inside herself””
Yuck.
“The test comes back as diet mountain dew and water. Oh yeah, and you’ve got the clap”.
CC
Wow, that’s a rough 44.
Sounds like what a same tribe member would do.
He should marry her and take her last name 🤣
Yes
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