So George Carlin was right!
Here, let me have a few more sips of industrial waste. Ahh, maybe...maybe I can turn them cancers against one another.
That’s what you gotta hope for you know, that you get more than one cancer so they eat each other up instead of you. In fact, the way I look at it, the more cancer you got, the healthier you are.
-Anthony Fauci
Sounds like another Carter’s little liver pill ad.
Let me guess, it won’t be available for at least ten years.