If (heaven forbid!) we get stuck with Joe Biden for a second term, I would expect a portable escalator to be purchased by the White House for the president to use when he boards or leaves a plane.
They could have him exit the bottom of the plane thru the cargo bay.....................
If all he eats is processed pudding he doesn’t get enough nutrients..osteoporosis and combined with lack of muscle strength to support his upper body leads to geriatric stoop...compressed chest and pneumonia.....the largest cause of death in seniors.
Next fall expect a fractured hip.