[DUMBGRUNT]

Austin police department is short 500 officers and they take her only security! Never had any problems in all the years with the gator on patrol.

[RetiredArmy]

Yeah, it was friendly for now. He was sizing her up for when he was big enough to chomp her @$$.

[I want the USA back]

Wild animals don’t need to be “cared for” and should not be. They should not be kept as “pets.”

There is a lot of insanity going around. Having an alligator or an ape as a “pet” is insane, even if you name it “Elliot” or “Irving.”

[twister881]

Must be the future alligator snack on the right in the background. Cuckoo, cuckoo!

[Bob434]

Lets not be too hasty or judgemental now, Perhaps the pet alligator self identifies as a purse or a pair of boots?

[Texas Fossil]

Is she Cajun?

[LibWhacker]

Sounds like one of those mush heads who’d take in a baby T-Rex if they were still around.

[Texas Fossil]

On 2nd thought, she must not be Cajun, the alligator would soon have been in a pot of Gumbo.

[FlingWingFlyer]

A lot of people have “Want to be eaten by a wild animal.” at the top of their bucket list these days.

[RedMonqey]

So Betty White moved from lake placid to Austin?

[nicollo]

I’m just worried about the guy who laid the pool and put up the fences in her backyard: “Don’t mind little Elliot, there, he’s a sweetie.”

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

Leave her alone! Let her keep the alligator and in a few months time it will be 8.5 feet long and she will be nowhere to be found.

[Smellin Salt]

I’m guessing that’s her on the right wearing the earth child getup?

[j.havenfarm]

I have to say I’m surprised. Extremely dangerous thing to do, but she looks so normal…

[citizen]